Megan Eliza

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

tastefullyoffensive:

"You forgot to pick me up from practice!" [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

"You forgot to pick me up from practice!" [x]

lizclimo:

man, that lizard is nice.

lizclimo:

man, that lizard is nice.

lizclimo:

man, that lizard is nice.

lizclimo:

man, that lizard is nice.

supnoah:

when i see a cute couple my first thought is always if they’ve had sex yet

I’m just gonna bullshit it.
my life motto for the past 20 years  (via princefili)

rt + friends [original]