Megan Eliza

thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

notafuckingwizard:

girlwhocriedsupernova:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

This was actually presented at a scientific conference.

Here it is in paper format (pdf).

was this Onew?

wadepeter:

guardians of the galaxy was such bullshit no one’s headphones last 26 years

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

twinking:

twinking:

is it just me or does these pics from toddlers & tiaras look creepy as fuck

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American Horror Story: Toddlers and Tiaras

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“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from